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United States of America ✪ Alfred F. Jones ([personal profile] lateforthewar) wrote in [personal profile] northernmaple 2014-06-03 05:44 am (UTC)

voice;

HEY I SAID CUT IT OUT!! I didn't misdial you creepy jerk! Dude like, the one fuckin' time I seriously ask for help finding my brother because he's probably mad at me and you're like--[DONS A (startlingly good) SOUTHERN BRITISH POSH ACCENT:] Oh I think I'll play a trick on America because I'm British and I don't like anyone and I hate myself but I'm still better than everyone else! PIP PIP CHEERIO OLD CHAPS I'M A BLOODY ENGLISHMAN BLUHAHAHUAHUAHAHAHAAA.

No dude.

No.

Fuck you man I am so not in the mood!

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