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"You've reached me, Canada! Not America, it's CA-NA-DA. [Ahem.] Leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as possible!"

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Alfred, I might have found a decent place to set up a base of operations. It just needs some roofing beams moved out of the way.

Do me a favor and answer this damn thing when I call next time.

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[This is...awkward. Matt can't help but twitch, wondering if Arthur even listened to the recording before leaving a message but takes a deep breath. He won't get mad, really.]

Er, hi, this is actually Matthew, you know...Canada? I don't know where Alfred is he most likely wandered off again distracted by something shiny but I can help you if need be?

...Matthew? Sorry, I could have sworn I called-

Wait, you're here too?! AND THAT IDIOT KNEW BUT DIDN'T TELL ME?!

He didn't tell you? I bet he forgot. [And Mattie has several theories to why Alfred forgot but no, he won't be bitter but it's still festering inside of him.]

Ah yes I just arrived!

Bloody idiot would forget his own nose if it weren't on his face.

You're alright though, aren't you?

He really would, I guess I can't be too mad at him. [But he is and he's going to be dialing Alfred to let him know about it.]

Oh yes, I'm fine, just kind of hungry but we found somewhere that isn't too bad, but it's kind of, rough I guess. Are you okay?

Few scrapes here and there, nothing I haven't lived through before.

I'm just glad the dinosaurs are gone.

Those were scary so I'm glad they're gone too, I thought I was going to get eaten a couple of times!

Likewise! I'm not used to animals that large wandering around, especially those who might think I'd be a good afternoon snack!

I'm really glad you're alright then! [Matthew smiles brightly, meaning it. England and France make him feel secure, that everything will be ok if they're alright.]

You too, Matthew.

Did you arrive on your own?

I did, just me and um-Kumajir- who are you again? [He said with a nervous laugh as he looked down at the polar bear who looked up at him with a an equally confused look.]

But it will be great, being together like this will almost be like before, when we all lived together.

[Except, France wasn't there but Matthew told himself that was ok, France had important things to do back home too.]

[Wistful voice is wistful.]

I'm sure it'll be fine.

[Matt smiles at that, because when England says it's going to be fine, he trusts that as he had since Arthur first took him in.] I am sure it will be too!

HEY ENGLAND HAVE YOU SEEN CANADA? CALL ME BACK YOU LIMEY ASSHOLE.

[YOU PEOPLE AND INABILITY TO LISTEN TO A GODDAMN RECORDING.]

I'm right here Alfred...

DUDE.

England it's really fucked up when you try to sound American, can you NOT? Seriously, where's Matt?!

No, Alfred, I'm Canada, not England! I think you must have misdialed...

HEY I SAID CUT IT OUT!! I didn't misdial you creepy jerk! Dude like, the one fuckin' time I seriously ask for help finding my brother because he's probably mad at me and you're like--[DONS A (startlingly good) SOUTHERN BRITISH POSH ACCENT:] Oh I think I'll play a trick on America because I'm British and I don't like anyone and I hate myself but I'm still better than everyone else! PIP PIP CHEERIO OLD CHAPS I'M A BLOODY ENGLISHMAN BLUHAHAHUAHUAHAHAHAAA.

No dude.

No.

Fuck you man I am so not in the mood!

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