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[northernmaple]

"You've reached me, Canada! Not America, it's CA-NA-DA. [Ahem.] Leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as possible!"

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[northernmaple]

[YOU PEOPLE AND INABILITY TO LISTEN TO A GODDAMN RECORDING.]

I'm right here Alfred...

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[lateforthewar]

DUDE.












England it's really fucked up when you try to sound American, can you NOT? Seriously, where's Matt?!

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[northernmaple]

No, Alfred, I'm Canada, not England! I think you must have misdialed...

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[lateforthewar]

HEY I SAID CUT IT OUT!! I didn't misdial you creepy jerk! Dude like, the one fuckin' time I seriously ask for help finding my brother because he's probably mad at me and you're like--[DONS A (startlingly good) SOUTHERN BRITISH POSH ACCENT:] Oh I think I'll play a trick on America because I'm British and I don't like anyone and I hate myself but I'm still better than everyone else! PIP PIP CHEERIO OLD CHAPS I'M A BLOODY ENGLISHMAN BLUHAHAHUAHUAHAHAHAAA.

No dude.

No.

Fuck you man I am so not in the mood!